Hot Breakfast #5

* Research shows that hot breakfast eaters hit the snooze button 2 times less than cold breakfast eaters. (Based on imaginary research)

Hot Breakfast #4

* Your game doubles after eating a hot breakfast. (Based on a wild guess)

Hot Breakfast #3

* In a blind taste test, hungry people chose a hot breakfast over cold cereal 90% of the time. (According to totally made-up survey results.)

Hot Breakfast #2

* Your chances of getting a promotion increase significantly on days you eat a hot breakfast. (Based on research done by a space chimp.)